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Burning Angel Entertainment presents No Panties Allowed 2, a fun, fast-paced, and 100 percent underwear-free collection of erotic vignettes that showcases a punk ethos while delivering epic quantities of hot hardcore action. Kleio, Tori Lux, Eden, Shay Ryan and Sofi Von Doom are among the inked-up beauties who take it hard from the likes of James Deen, Chad Alva, and Mick Blue. So tear off those tighty-whiteys, bury those boxers, and get ready for the latest punk-porn sextravaganza from Burning Angel. It’s a bawdy blend of beautiful women and wacky humor, all served up with a double-dose of lust…and no wedgies whatsoever.
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We’re so excited to learn more about OhMiBod and get to know Suki!
Suki worked at Apple, started OhMiBod with her husband, Brian, and together they are making this work – while raising their two children! Sounds a bit busy, huh? And now, OMB was included in the Grammy awards swag bags and talked about by Rush Limbaugh – that’s pretty crazy! This is definitely an unconventional success story.
Music lovers should be interested in this one too, for sure! Combining music and pleasure – what could be better? Just check out the new award winning Freestyle – OhMiBod’s latest interactive pleasure product. It’s one thing to listen to music during sex, but to have music actually get you off? Awesome!
So go ahead and ask – how did Suki come up with the idea for what has been termed the ‘i-Pod vibrator’? What was the road to the first product like? Is it hard to balance everything? Did Steve Jobs wish Suki well with embarking on this venture? What’s Suki’s favorite song to “test” products to? The questions are endless!
Ask as many questions as you’d like; you can even post about and link to the interview from your blog if you want to. Feel free to share your thoughts!
Who doesn’t love a giveaway?
Suki will be giving away prizes for her favorite 3 questions! We’ll be announcing the winners in this thread next Wednesday, the 10th.
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In Hollywood Nudes in 3-D! a dazzling array of Hollywood starlets, including Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Dixie Evans, and Tura Satana, come to life in all of their enticing loveliness. Harold Lloyd, star of such classic silent films as Safety Last and The Freshman, shot more than 300,000 photographs with a stereoscopic (3D) camera. Many of the photos were of young women who dreamed of making it big in Hollywood. Here–for the first time ever in book form–are 200 of Lloyd’s most lavish, luscious, and ludicrous pictures of Hollywood nudes posed against some of the most dramatic and creative backgrounds imaginable. Approximately 75 are reproduced in tantalizing 3D, and can be viewed with the aid of the special Harold Lloyd-style glasses included with the book.
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In Review: “The first thing that caught my eye when I received “Hollywood Nudes in 3D” was its cover. Could this truly be something erotic? A naked woman is lounging around on her back, smiling towards you on a white backdrop filled with hanging paper decorations. The title is written in a bold, exciting font, informing you that it contains “Hollywood Nudes in 3- D! Includes 3-D Glasses Inside!” on blue and orange circles. The cover is printed on that kind of 3-D optical illusion material where if you look at it one way, you can see the letters, and if you look at it another the text disappears. With the exception of the smiling naked women on the front, the whole thing reminded me of a 3-D children’s book.
Upon opening the book, I discovered that it did indeed come with 3-D glasses. About half of the photos in the book are 3-D, while the others are normal material. I had some issues getting the glasses to stay on; they kept falling off of my head, so I kept having to hold them with one hand.
I was really surprised at how aesthetically pleasing the photos were: they are all old Hollywood models, examples of true classic beauty. Unlike most of today’s models, these gorgeous women have curves. Many of the photos reminded me of pin-ups.
Sometimes the 3-D wasn’t all that effective; the red and blue tones didn’t come together very well. I would have rather had some of these just be regular photos, because they seemed very beautiful. When it worked, though, boy did it work! There are a few really stunning photos and the 3-D really manages to capture the depth of the pictures. After a while, however, the glasses/colors started to hurt my eyes a little.
If you’re looking for something erotic to read to get into the mood, this book isn’t what you want; it truly is art instead of porn. The photos are fun, beautiful and tastefully done.”
Eden wanted to relive her teenage years, so she dressed up in her pretty, innocent pink prom dress and pretty, innocent prom tiara and did a little photo shoot. But everyone knows prom queens aren’t innocent…they’re sluts – that’s how they win prom queen! And since Eden was trying to relive her teen days as accurately as possible, her clothes might’ve been innocent, but this photo shoot was anything but…
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Have you ever wanted to fuck a vampire? Well, I won’t lie, I have! It was in my high-school days of reading Anne Rice novels. Well, apparently, now you can! I was browsing through the new products over at Eden Fantasys and came across the beautiful Tantus Vamp. I almost died laughing. This is pure, prosthetic vampire cock! I showed it to my roommate and we both laughed, and yet we both wanted one! Let’s read a review entitled Do Vampires Sparkle?:
Use:
Ahhh. The Vamp. Tantus‘ much talked about pale, sparkly dildo designed to ignite a fever in Twilight lovers everywhere. And it has!
Tantus says the Vamp is “For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.”
In reality, it’s all that and more. You definitely don’t need a thing for vampires to enjoy it as it is, at its core, a beautiful, slightly sparkly, slick, silicone dildo that features a perfect length, girth and base for just about any use you can imagine. Vaginally, anally, with a harness… the Vamp can do it all.
And if you do have vampire fantasies? Ever so much better as it’s pale, bloodless appearance is quite reminiscent of a vampire before it’s fed… and about to feed on you, perhaps?
Material/Texture:
The Vamp is typical Tantus silicone, which is really not typical at all. Tantus silicone is impeccable, with no scent or taste and a slick feeling to it rather than the matte you often see. It’s slightly shiny, slightly sparkly, with an amazing heft and weight to it.
The design of this one is realistic and the feel goes a long way in aiding the realism. It’s firm but slightly squishy, bendable but with a solid core that makes penetration a breeze.
There is no real texture to it beyond that found in the realistic head with its deep ridge and the subtle veining, but unless you’re a texture queen, you won’t miss it. The sleekness of the Vamp is stimulating enough without added bells and whistles.
Design/Shape/Size:
I’m not normally a huge fan of realistic dildos. I’ll admit that right from the start. They’re just not very discreet and they can be a bit creepy; like a disembodied penis sitting on my desk, freaking me out. But the Vamp seems to be an exception. I think it must be the sparkles. They’re subtle, not at all like the Vixen Leo, but they add so much to the design of the dildo. They’re pretty!
The exaggerated head with it’s noticeable ridge also goes a long way toward making this design really nice. It’s enough to get that yummy, thick head feeling upon insertion which immediately tapers down to a manageable girth. The ridge itself is especially stimulating to the g-spot.
Because this has a flared base, it’s safe for anal and harness use too, which really makes it a versatile dildo – even for those who don’t like sparkles or vampires!
The Vamp is 6.75 inches long and a full 6.25 inches of that is insertable. Excellent for thrusting since it’s not so long you’ll bruise your cervix, but is plenty long to satisfy most and to hit most g-spots. The 1.5 inch diameter narrows to around 1.25 inches along the shaft so after the initial stretch of the bulbous head the Vamp should be manageable for just about anyone.
Performance:
Other than its sparkles, and the idea that it’s supposed to be a vampire cock, the Vamp is really just an exceptional silicone dildo. I love that it’s of excellent quality at an affordable price – and that its sparkly beauty is just a bonus, not the core of the toy.
The Vamp works best for me as a thrusting toy. It bends just enough that I can flex it to rub the girthy head against my g-spot yet is firm enough that I can get the pressure while doing so that I need. It’s filling and impressive without being huge, which seems to be rare in the realistic dildo market.
The Vamp also makes an excellent anal dildo – though I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it for the novice as its head is its thickest part. I also don’t recommend trying to use it as a plug, there is no taper to the shaft to help retain it. For thrusting, however, it excels and mimics anal sex exceptionally well.
I don’t have a harness but it is o-ring compatible. Just be sure to check the sizes on your harness and be sure they’re compatible.
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The latest edition of Bizarre magazine contains heaps of information on burlesque, including an 8-page Dita Von Teese feature. Dita lists some of the people and films which inspire her.
Some of this Moshe Brakha photography has been doing the rounds for about 5 years now, mostly in international versions of Playboy. I vote for a new Dita Von Teese Playboy shoot!
The German photographer describes his work in a very pragmatic way: “As a fetishist, I take fetish photos,” says Peter W. for Czernich. Since 1996 he has taken over 3000 pictures of Dita Von Teese. The best photos are in the book “Vintage Dita.” Czernich publishers the fetish magazine “Marquis.”
In the past 20 years Sean McCall has had many prominent individuals before the lens. Angelina Jolie, Bo Derek, Muhammad Ali, Chris Farley. And: Dita Von Teese. McCall is versatile. The American turns film and photographs into advertisement, style and performance.
I attempted to translate those blurbs as best I could, but lets face it: I can’t read German.
Posted in covers, fetish, men's magazines, playboy Tagged: dita von teese, german playboy, marquis, peter w. czernich, playboy, playboy de, sean mccall, vintage dita
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